Hilarity Ensues

If I were alive, my imagination configures that today...

If my half sister wasn't afraid of me, I believe today I would be getting news that she, her husband, and my two adorable nephews would be coming out.

If I wasn't dead, I would be allowed to go to walmart and buy Wall-E. I would very much like to go out and buy Wall-E, without my mother having to buy it for me. I would have done that today. I could have watched him with the boys, that won't ever visit because of my condition.

I believe that today, my mother would have gotten peed on by my dog. Right on the back of her calf. As if she were a pole. I would have laughed.

But because I am not alive, none of that happened. *wink*
This is the human life that my zombie mind created. Though be warned, I don't have a charmed life.

Not even in my imagination.